This site is nothing more than a conglomerate of half-realized self-promulgation. Sporadic writing dripped lavishly from my mind... tangible thoughts and actualized imagery. Ideological ramblings underscored by political and theological insights accumulated over a short, semi-chaotic, sporadic lifetime.

This site is purely expurgatory for myself, and I can only hope you are mildly entertained, somewhat mystified and altogether delighted by the erratic combination of phantasmal visionary delights and macabre images.

Enjoy.

Oh yeah... bio.

Smurfalot is a twenty-three year old college graduate slaving away as a paralegal in an ominous black building at the tip of Manhattan, pre-law school. He enjoys writing, reading, and drinking... and sounding like he is filling out an application for a dating website. Toss in opera, ballet, dj's that don't play tired rap, concerts, NYC, eating out, cooking, beaches, Adult Swim, bars, making lists, clubs, friends and monkeys.

Despite the above, sorry boys... he's heterosexual... and despite the ascetic appeal of the website... white.

Italian with a splash of Irish that doesn't show at all, sorry dad.

He sleeps with a stuffed Stitch... from Lilo & Stitch. It's cute, and cuddly... yet doesn't talk back.